Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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