That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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