Your face is a jimmy john
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Randomize
