Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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