I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
Randomize
