Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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