Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
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