I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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