Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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