IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
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