fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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