"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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