it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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