Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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