You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
apparently the secret to your success is patron
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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