you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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