question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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