i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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