he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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