I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just want to make out with him forever
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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