It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
This is my gift to your gina
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Randomize
