You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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