Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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