no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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