I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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