HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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