goodnight i made you a song goodbye
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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