i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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