Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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