You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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