i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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