Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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