At least make sure they are 18
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May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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