Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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