why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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