Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
