I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Randomize
