how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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