So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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