i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
she smelled like a LAN party
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
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