i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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