"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
No stitches, just platelets and will power
time to smoke my breakfast
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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