maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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