I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
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