We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
How drunk are you?
Completed.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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