That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
How's work?
Spinning.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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