Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
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