I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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