I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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