dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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